A heterosexual bus driver has been awarded LGBT’s* highest honour at this year’s Bus Jockey Gala for spreading his backdoor wide open for thousands of random men to penetrate daily.

“It was a lovely surprise,’ said the driver, who shamefully admitted to only ever having sex with four other drivers in the smoko dunnies.

“Once again, I will proudly display my award in my neighbour’s bin, so my wife doesn’t know I won the prestigious brown gong for the eighth year straight.”

Unprompted, the backdoor champ added, ” I feel undeserving of this honour, having only rooted only four or so other drivers during smoko.”

Adding that “No Root No Ride” (real name omitted to protect Andy Isles’s identity) deserved it way more than me. They even had to modify his seat to a prescription doughnut cushion for all his hard work.”

The driver said the best part of his job is passengers verbally thanking him on their way in and out of his rear end.

“Sometimes I feel I should be the one thanking them,” quipped the bus duff champ.

Passengers praised the hero driver for not having to yell, “Backdoor, please,” as his exit hole always prolapsed, allowing for a smooth and satisfying exit movement every morning.

* LGBTIQZ%CA+² at the current time of publishing.