Australia to Power New Nuclear Plants with Lefties Going Nuclear

In a groundbreaking move, the Australian government has announced plans to power its new nuclear plants using the raw, unbridled fury of left-wing activists. Touted as the greenest and most sustainable energy source available, left-wing outrage promises to provide a virtually infinite supply of power. “We’ve cracked the code,” declared Energy Minister Sheila Powerup. “Harnessing… Read More Australia to Power New Nuclear Plants with Lefties Going Nuclear

Biden’s approval ratings drop to all-time low on Reddit 

US President Joe Biden’s approval ratings have dropped on Reddit to an all-time low of 98% after comments critical of the Biden administration on non-political Reddit threads fetched (on average) just 200 downvotes, a drop from the previous average of 300 downvotes + Reddit gold. Moderators have claimed this is a worrying sign for democracy… Read More Biden’s approval ratings drop to all-time low on Reddit 

Progressive males demand Tinder ban women due to sexism

Progressive males across Australia who have yet to pull a single handshake on Tinder’s root delivery service have called for women to be cancelled from the platform immediately. “I wear five Covid masks and wave a Ukrainian flag in my profile pic,” said one man using Reddit Australia to launch the campaign to ban women… Read More Progressive males demand Tinder ban women due to sexism