In a groundbreaking move, the Australian government has announced plans to power its new nuclear plants using the raw, unbridled fury of left-wing activists. Touted as the greenest and most sustainable energy source available, left-wing outrage promises to provide a virtually infinite supply of power. “We’ve cracked the code,” declared Energy Minister Sheila Powerup. “Harnessing… Read More Australia to Power New Nuclear Plants with Lefties Going Nuclear