Music videos played in gyms producing anabolic trouser growth

Gymgoers are reporting phenomenal groin gains from the choice of saucy music clips played while trying to work out. “I tripled in size during a single warmup,” said one fitness fanatic. “I’ve never been so swole.” Some gym members aren’t as pleased about the video girth-supplements. “I had such an intense sausage pump after Kylie… Read More Music videos played in gyms producing anabolic trouser growth

Personal training service launched where the trainer does the workout for you

A service launched in Sydney today that allows “time-poor” clients to relax while personal trainers work out on their behalf. The new service, called Fitness 4 U, is designed for busy Sydneysiders who’d rather be drinking at work, drinking at the pub, or drinking at home than exercise. One of the first members of the… Read More Personal training service launched where the trainer does the workout for you

New Personal Training Service Where Trainers do the Workout for You

A service launched in Sydney today that allows “time-poor” clients to relax while personal trainers work out on their behalf. The new service, called Fitness 4 U, is designed for busy Sydneysiders who’d rather be drinking at work, drinking at the pub, or drinking at home than exercise. One of the first members of the… Read More New Personal Training Service Where Trainers do the Workout for You

New Tinder for Gym Junkies app allows Fitness Folk to Hook Up with Themselves

A new version of the popular hook-up-with-as-many-people-as-you-can app, Tinder, allows those who spend hours admiring themselves in the mirror inside the gym, to admire themselves outside of the gym as well. A spokesperson for the app, titled Tinder Swole, said the app cleverly matches the user with themselves, so they can truly find the love… Read More New Tinder for Gym Junkies app allows Fitness Folk to Hook Up with Themselves