Depression has kicked in for Sydney Light Rail workers as the multi-billion dollar project comes to an end after 22 years. “I can’t even remember what my job was,” one tradie said. “But luckily I haven’t forgotten how to build a solid compo claim.” Another worker slammed his peers for being so lazy. “These men… Read More Light Rail workers depressed about going back to work as project wraps up
Billions of Sydneysiders have returned to work today feeling refreshed hatred for their jobs after experiencing two weeks of life outside the office. One man said he’d always known going to work was “balls”, but that after enjoying such luxuries as seeing his wife and kids and eating lunch away from his keyboard over the… Read More Workers Return from Holidays Feeling Refreshed Hatred for their Jobs
It’s been a nerve-shattering start to an office Christmas party today as colleagues begin guessing and probing each other to discover who has a bag of white Christmas. One staffer said he was living on an edge harder than anything Aerosmith ever sang about. “I had to have about 70 or so schoons of port… Read More Nervous Start to Christmas Party as Colleagues Wonder who has Cocaine
Trying to prove himself smarter than everyone else, a local Sydney man can’t stop telling everyone he has only bet $2 on the Melbourne Cup this year “for a bit a harmless fun”. No one is quite sure why the man is so proud of placing the kind of bet your nana used to put… Read More Pest Can’t Stop Telling Everyone he’s only Betting $2
The government has issued a scam warning today cautioning workers across Australia to ignore bosses who tell them to enjoy the Melbourne Cup today and not worry about work this afternoon or tomorrow. Unfortunately, it has been confirmed that this is a known scam and your boss will still demand the work you were meant… Read More Melbourne Cup: ignore boss saying to forget work tomorrow and have fun today
The boss of a medium-sized Sydney business has taken the opportunity to deepen his employees’ already dark Sunday sads by sending a group text message reminding them their weekend is drying up. The deflating message read: Just a reminder your weekend is almost fineto and you’ll be back on my time tomorrow morning. I hope… Read More Boss Sends Text Reminding Everyone the Weekend is Almost Over
A new study has shown that switching your morning coffee to chamomile tea decreases your motivation dramatically and helps you cruise through the work day easier. One advertising account manager said she felt the benefits instantly. “I used to reach for a coffee first thing in the morning to help shake off the existential dread I felt… Read More Switching Coffee for Chamomile Tea Helps You Care Even Less About Work
A Sydney man who accomplished nothing over the weekend has woken up early this morning to brainstorm exciting stories to tell people at work when they ask what he got up to. “I spent the entire weekend home alone boozing, playing video games and eating,” the man said. “People who leave the house make my… Read More Man Prepares Stories for ‘How was your Weekend?’ Questions at Work
A Sydney man is busy planning his 10th career change this month in an effort to find a job that fulfills him. The man, who has worked in 190 different industries since last year, said none of his jobs have been as rewarding as being on the dole or begging on the streets. “I don’t want… Read More Sydney Man Plans 10th Career Change this Month
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