Pissing section introduced to public pools

Inspired by smoking sections, council pools today have announced dedicated pissing lanes where swimmers are free to empty their balls of urine while swimming. “We already have fast, medium, and drowning lanes, so adding a pissing lane was a no brainer,” said one pool manager. “This way, clients can continue to swim without the embarrassment… Read More Pissing section introduced to public pools

Man Forgets He’s not at Work and Pisses All Over Home Toilet

A Sydney man this morning has had an embarrassing blunder after he pissed all over his home toilet seat, floor, hand towel, roof, vanity mirror and a bit out the window after forgetting he wasn’t at work. “I was on autopilot ­– or maybe it was auto fire,” the man said. “I simply forgot where… Read More Man Forgets He’s not at Work and Pisses All Over Home Toilet