Children rejoice as Joe Biden loses sense of smell after catching Covid

It has been confirmed today that US president Joe Biden has contracted Covid, despite having hourly vaccine shots to fight off the virus and wearing at least seven adamantium face masks at all times. Joe Biden’s symptoms are reported to be mild. However, in a devastating blow to the president’s love of smelling children’s hair… Read More Children rejoice as Joe Biden loses sense of smell after catching Covid

White Activists Claim Black Friday is Racist

Sydney-based activist group White Activists for People of Colour has described the annual Black Friday shopping event as “racist”, claiming that it implies black people can only afford to buy goods when they’re on sale. “We were so excited to find something new to be offended by on other people’s behalf,” one activist said. “We’ve… Read More White Activists Claim Black Friday is Racist

Advisors Hope Trump Doesn’t Discover Snapchat

Advisors to US President-Elect Donald Trump have been doing their best to ensure he doesn’t discover Snapchat, in the wake of recent Twitter posts insulting China, women, the media and most of the world. “We’re very concerned,” one advisor said. “The last thing we need is Trump sexting nude selfies to try win over younger… Read More Advisors Hope Trump Doesn’t Discover Snapchat