Unattractive bloke now “cute” hipster

Ordinary-looking men are converting to Hipsterism en masse after discovering their odds of pulling a Ron Coote is a sure thing by donning ironic football beanies, wearing clear-brimmed glasses, smoking White Ox, and speaking with vocal fry. Combined with bum-fluff moustaches for skinny Hipstorians, or full beards for portly Hipbros, these men now have to… Read More Unattractive bloke now “cute” hipster

Ugly people banned from Bondi coastal walk

Checkpoints will be set up at the entrances to the popular coastal walkbetween Bondi to Coogee in a bid to weed out ugly people and others who mightruin perfect selfie opportunities for beautiful people. Chloe, a 22-year-old Tamarama local who describes herself as an“entrepreneur/model/beauty blogger”, will be responsible for policing the Bondientrance to the walk… Read More Ugly people banned from Bondi coastal walk

Unattractive Blokes Converting to Hipsterism to Distract from their Ordinary Looks

Ordinary-looking Sydney men are converting to hipsterism en masse after realising their odds of scoring a date are surprisingly increased by donning ironic football beanies and wooden glasses and growing bum-fluff moustaches if they’re skinny or full beards if they’re larger. “Ugly is the new handsome,” one recent convert said. “Before I converted to hipsterism, I… Read More Unattractive Blokes Converting to Hipsterism to Distract from their Ordinary Looks

Ugly People to be Banned From Bondi to Coogee Walk

Checkpoints will be set up at the entrances to the popular coastal walk between Bondi to Coogee this weekend in a bid to weed out ugly people, sweaty runners and others who might ruin perfect selfie opportunities for beautiful people. Chloe, a 22-year-old Tamarama local who describes herself as an “entrepreneur/model/beauty blogger”, will be responsible… Read More Ugly People to be Banned From Bondi to Coogee Walk