Unattractive bloke now “cute” hipster

Ordinary-looking men are converting to Hipsterism en masse after discovering their odds of pulling a Ron Coote is a sure thing by donning ironic football beanies, wearing clear-brimmed glasses, smoking White Ox, and speaking with vocal fry. Combined with bum-fluff moustaches for skinny Hipstorians, or full beards for portly Hipbros, these men now have to… Read More Unattractive bloke now “cute” hipster

Unsmashed Avo Tipped to be Sydney’s Next Big Food Trend

A Bondi café has been awarded five chef’s hats and hailed as “fucking genius” for serving customers whole, unpeeled avocados on toast, a bold departure from smashed avo, which dominated global headlines throughout the year. The chef said the new creation “aligns beautifully” with his philosophy of making whole foods whole again. “Smashed avo was… Read More Unsmashed Avo Tipped to be Sydney’s Next Big Food Trend

Unattractive Blokes Converting to Hipsterism to Distract from their Ordinary Looks

Ordinary-looking Sydney men are converting to hipsterism en masse after realising their odds of scoring a date are surprisingly increased by donning ironic football beanies and wooden glasses and growing bum-fluff moustaches if they’re skinny or full beards if they’re larger. “Ugly is the new handsome,” one recent convert said. “Before I converted to hipsterism, I… Read More Unattractive Blokes Converting to Hipsterism to Distract from their Ordinary Looks