A Bondi café has been awarded five chef’s hats and hailed as “fucking genius” for serving customers whole, unpeeled avocados on toast, a bold departure from smashed avo, which dominated global headlines throughout the year. The chef said the new creation “aligns beautifully” with his philosophy of making whole foods whole again. “Smashed avo was… Read More Unsmashed Avo Tipped to be Sydney’s Next Big Food Trend
Cooked sashimi is widely tipped to become Sydney’s hottest new food trend after a new Bondi Beach takeaway opened to rave reviews over the weekend. “What we do is roll flake in batter and then boil it in oil,” the mastermind behind the venture said. “It’s like nothing you’ve ever tried before.” Bloggers have been… Read More Cooked Sashimi set to be Sydney’s Next Food Craze
Unproudly sponsored by TaxiBox Hipsters are moving away from the overly stylised lifestyles they are known for and embracing minimalism, according to a new report, which notes that many have made the switch overnight by simply packing everything they own into self-storage boxes. “Minimalism is heaps easier than being a hipster,” one overnight convert said.… Read More Hipsters Evolving into Minimalists, Trend Report Shows
Curly moustachioed folk have begun masturbating exclusively to vintage pornography magazines foraged from local parks or under an uncle’s bed, a special Sydney Sentinel investigation can reveal. “PornHub is so mainstream,” a hipster spokesman said. “Magazines have a certain smell and feel that you simply can’t recreate with a video.” The spokesman took our investigative team to a local park he described… Read More Hipsters Now Only Masturbate to Vintage Porno Mags
One Surry Hills local who hasn’t left his home suburb since visiting Bondi to renew his Icebergs membership, is among a growing number of Australians planning to celebrate the American tradition of Thanksgiving this week. “Everyone in Australia does Christmas – it’s so predictable,” the man said. “I’ve never been to America and I don’t know any… Read More Australian Hipsters Celebrate Thanksgiving as Christmas Becomes “Too Mainstream”
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