Tag: Toilet

Man who Only Popped Into the Pub to Use Toilet Downs 50 Schooners

A man who walked into a Sydney pub only wanting to use the toilet today ended up downing 50 schooners and a fisherman’s basket and chucking a few gorillas into Top Banana, all because he didn’t want to look like he was “taking the piss”. “The bloke behind the bar clocked me as I ran straight… Read More Man who Only Popped Into the Pub to Use Toilet Downs 50 Schooners

TheSydneySentinel1 Comment

Man Forgets He’s not at Work and Pisses All Over Home Toilet

A Sydney man this morning has had an embarrassing blunder after he pissed all over his home toilet seat, floor, hand towel, roof, vanity mirror and a bit out the window after forgetting he wasn’t at work. “I was on autopilot ­– or maybe it was auto fire,” the man said. “I simply forgot where… Read More Man Forgets He’s not at Work and Pisses All Over Home Toilet

TheSydneySentinelLeave a comment