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Local who’s “never been wrong” discovers intelligent life inside echo chamber.

Unproudly sponsored by TaxiBox A stay-at-home twelfth-year student has discovered comfort in an echo chamber within a TaxiBox storage unit outside his parents’ Sydney chateau. “I’ve finally met that special someone who says exactly what I demand other people think,” the self-proclaimed woke-ologist said. “And that person happens to be the most respected life form… Read More Local who’s “never been wrong” discovers intelligent life inside echo chamber.

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Hipsters Evolving into Minimalists, Trend Report Shows

Unproudly sponsored by TaxiBox Hipsters are moving away from the overly stylised lifestyles they are known for and embracing minimalism, according to a new report, which notes that many have made the switch overnight by simply packing everything they own into self-storage boxes. “Minimalism is heaps easier than being a hipster,” one overnight convert said.… Read More Hipsters Evolving into Minimalists, Trend Report Shows

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Man Enters Self-Storage Box to Avoid Star Wars Episode VIII Spoilers

Unproudly sponsored by TaxiBox A 37-year-old man has had a TaxiBox self-storage unit delivered to his parents’ home, where he’s been living for the past 37 years, as part of an elaborate plan to avoid Star Wars: The Last Jedi spoilers. The man, who described himself as “a modern-day Jedi with a thyroid problem”, said his plan… Read More Man Enters Self-Storage Box to Avoid Star Wars Episode VIII Spoilers

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Federal Budget 2017 Forces First Homebuyers to Live in Self-storage Boxes

Unproudly sponsored by TaxiBox Savvy first homebuyers looking to get into the not-being-homeless market in Sydney after today’s Federal Budget announcement have begun investing in “alternative housing”, with self-storage boxes from companies such as TaxiBox emerging as a popular choice. “I was originally going to store my stuff and sleep on the street but then… Read More Federal Budget 2017 Forces First Homebuyers to Live in Self-storage Boxes

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