NRL Star embroiled in scandal after Nazi salute footage surfaces

Fresh off leaked photos of NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet dressed in Nazi uniform, the National Rugby League has become embroiled in its’ latest off-season scandal, with footage emerging of a former player and crowd favourite appearing to perform a “Hitler salute”. Former NRL star Mark “Piggy” Riddell has come under fire after footage surfaced of… Read More NRL Star embroiled in scandal after Nazi salute footage surfaces

Cartels step in to sponsor the Australian Diamonds after pressure to ditch “evil” coal funding

The deal will see Australia’s netball team renamed the Blood Diamonds in a move to sound ruthlessly aggressive, rather than convey deadly fourth-world mining practices using child labour. “Coal has nothing to do with the Australian Diamonds,” said a Netball Australia spokesperson, referring to ditching Hancock Prospecting as a major sponsor. “Sure, coal under pressure… Read More Cartels step in to sponsor the Australian Diamonds after pressure to ditch “evil” coal funding

“Mickey” Klim’s Olympic comeback destroyed after transgender ban

Australia’s Michael Klim’s recent transition to Mickey Klim to compete in the women’s division has been destroyed after FINA banned transgender athletes from elite swimming competition. “Shit,” said Mickey Klim. “I’m too old to compete in the men’s division, but a small change of my name and a pink bow on my noggin qualified me… Read More “Mickey” Klim’s Olympic comeback destroyed after transgender ban

Former Rugby League Player Found Alive at 37

A 37-year-old former prop who played three games professionally before retiring when medics pronounced him a cripple has been found alive and well in his studio apartment in Penrith, in a discovery that has stunned the rugby league world. The man credited his survival to an “unusual ability to follow instructions”, noting that after spending… Read More Former Rugby League Player Found Alive at 37

NRL to Boost Crowds by Putting Retired Legend on Every Team’s Roster

Following the positive reaction to Ruben Wiki’s acceptance into the NRL Nines tournament, the National Rugby League board is drafting an emergency change to the 2017 season requiring all clubs to field a retired player in each game. Players have welcomed the move, with retired star John Hopoate among the first to put his hand… Read More NRL to Boost Crowds by Putting Retired Legend on Every Team’s Roster

Dad Still Not Out in Christmas Day Cricket Classic

A father of three from Sydney is still at the wicket in a family game of backyard cricket that began on Christmas Day. The man’s kids have fought through skin-crackling sunburn, life-threatening splinters from jumping the neighbours’ fence to retrieve the ball, and crude sledges about their mum, said the eldest son. “He’s been smashing… Read More Dad Still Not Out in Christmas Day Cricket Classic