The government has issued a scam warning today cautioning workers across Australia to ignore bosses who tell them to enjoy the Melbourne Cup today and not worry about work this afternoon or tomorrow. Unfortunately, it has been confirmed that this is a known scam and your boss will still demand the work you were meant… Read More Melbourne Cup: ignore boss saying to forget work tomorrow and have fun today
A man died from category-12 shock in front of his computer today after actually receiving the “bobs and vagene pics” he had asked a stranger to send him. A friend of the man said he was just a harmless sex pest who would be missed. “He always started out innocently enough with a ‘hi butiful’ or… Read More Man Dies from Shock after Receiving Bobs and Vagene Pics
An overweight Sydney man is now fatter than ever after indulging in an eye-watering $13 smoothie every morning from his local big-brand juice bar. “The staff looked in such great shape I figured the smoothies and juices would help me with some of my problem areas, which have only become more problematic since swapping four… Read More Fat Man on Juice Bar Diet Now Fatter Than Ever
A receptionist at a popular chain of Sydney gyms was today sentenced to 60 years in prison for revealing the gym’s joining fee and monthly payments up front and honestly. “This was a serious violation of our rules,” a spokesperson for the gym said. “The highly secretive pricing structure of gym memberships should only be… Read More Gym Employee Jailed for Revealing Membership Prices Up Front
Days after a woman was awarded more than $90,000 in damages for slipping on a grape in a supermarket, and another entrepreneur filed a claim for $50,000 for slipping on a banana while grocery shopping, a Lakemba man is now suing his local supermarket for not having anything on the floor to slip on. “Being… Read More Man Sues Supermarket For Not Having Anything to Slip On
After a recent crackdown on jaywalking in Sydney raised more than $12.2 million in fines across a 14-day period, police are calling for a move to ban a wide range of alphabetical walking styles. Probationary Constable Rusty Lahood described the revenue raised from the jaywalking blitz as “incredible” and “an inspiring example of what the… Read More Police Extend Jaywalking Blitz to Include Other Letters
The Sydney Sentinel 