Man furious after discovering legit Thai massage parlour

One local man was furious today after wasting his lunch break getting an authentic Thai massage at a Thai massage parlour. “The masseuse suddenly said I was done, but I was far from finished,” the man said. “She massaged every part of my body except the one part that was standing to attention.” The man… Read More Man furious after discovering legit Thai massage parlour

WHOOPS! Man who fell asleep in brothel charged for the full 12-hours

Financial destruction has struck one sleepy Sydneysider this morning after nodding off in his knock shop to awaken to a bill for a full 12-hours of servicing. “The only movement in my trousers was from the wrong end, which added a $200 deep cleaning fee to my $4200 bill,” said the man. “Even worse was… Read More WHOOPS! Man who fell asleep in brothel charged for the full 12-hours

Man Questioned After Returning Home at 3 am Smelling Shower Fresh

A Sydney man has undergone intense questioning this morning after he returned home from having “a few quiet ones with the boys” at 3 am smelling shower fresh. The man’s wife said it was “obvious” he’d been to the hand-job hut that recently opened between their home and the local pub. “Since that rub-and-tug shop popped up,… Read More Man Questioned After Returning Home at 3 am Smelling Shower Fresh

Man Furious After Discovering Legit Thai Massage Parlour

One Sydney office worker was furious today after wasting his lunch break getting an actual Thai massage at a Thai massage parlour. “She suddenly said I was done, but I was far from finished!” the man said. “She massaged every part of my body except the one part that was standing to attention.” The man… Read More Man Furious After Discovering Legit Thai Massage Parlour