Dr Google Makes Record Number of Cancer Diagnoses

Dr Google is being recognised as the world’s most efficient medical professional, after figures were revealed indicating it has diagnosed more cases of cancer than all other doctors combined. Patients, who have been diagnosed with various types of cancer after researching symptoms such as a mild headache, unwanted erection or hangover, say conventional doctors just… Read More Dr Google Makes Record Number of Cancer Diagnoses

Bus Driver Beaten to Death After Being Too Cheery on Monday Morning

A 68-year-old Sydney man was beaten to death this morning while driving his regular bus route from Maroubra to Circular Quay, after passengers were offended by his positive attitude. One passenger described the incident as the result of “justified rage” in the face of “rude happiness”. “This was the manifestation of built up anger reaching… Read More Bus Driver Beaten to Death After Being Too Cheery on Monday Morning