Twitter users are getting in phenomenal physical shape, burning thousands of calories “literally shaking right now” over everything for hours. One user said the results had been nothing short of sorcery. “Every area of my body was a problem area,” said the Twitter user and moderator of r/Australia. “But the weight has been melting after… Read More Twitter users getting shredded by “literarily shaking right now”
Twitter today has announced a new security measure by adding thought CAPTCHAs to block ideas or arguments that challenge the leftist echo chamber safe space before they happen. “Our thoughts and opinions are so airtight that we simply can’t allow exposing our users to other viewpoints,” said one Twitter representative. “So, it’s best we cancel… Read More Twitter adds “thought CAPTCHAs” to protect users from opposing thought
One desk jockey today said he couldn’t wait to knock off work so he could log out of his office computer and spend quality time with his home computer. “Mindlessly scrolling on my work computer simply doesn’t give me the hit it does on my home computer,” said the man. “I’m looking at the same… Read More Man can’t wait to sign off work computer to sign in to home computer
A man died from category-12 shock in front of his computer today after actually receiving the “bobs and vagene pics” he had asked a stranger to send him. A friend of the man said he was just a harmless sex pest who would be missed. “He always started out innocently enough with a ‘hi butiful’ or… Read More Man Dies from Shock after Receiving Bobs and Vagene Pics
Dr Google is being recognised as the world’s most efficient medical professional, after figures were revealed indicating it has diagnosed more cases of cancer than all other doctors combined. Patients, who have been diagnosed with various types of cancer after researching symptoms such as a mild headache, unwanted erection or hangover, say conventional doctors just… Read More Dr Google Makes Record Number of Cancer Diagnoses
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