Drag queens recruited to fill primary school teacher shortage

The government today has replenished its dwindling trained schoolteachers with drag queens, who promise to groom children into “rainbows of love”, despite having zero experience as teachers, let alone knowledge of basic biology. The Greens have worshipped the move, calling it the best thing since cancel culture. “Regular teachers spruik useless junk like maths and… Read More Drag queens recruited to fill primary school teacher shortage

Woke fail as NRL jersey depicting Muhammad rejected by everybody

Another move intended to make Rugby League teams look good by pandering to minority groups has failed today, as the Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs revealed their new jerseys for Islam Round – featuring an image of the Prophet Muhammad – offended everybody in Australia. Visual depictions of the Prophet Muhammad are banned, leading to every single player… Read More Woke fail as NRL jersey depicting Muhammad rejected by everybody

Committed Yes Voters Change Minds after Seeing “Vote No” Skywriting

A self-described “rainbow warrior” who proudly tells anyone who’ll listen that she has “a lot of gay friends”, has announced she’ll be voting against same-sex marriage in the postal plebiscite, after being convinced by the “vote no” skywriting in Sydney today. “No amount of reasoned arguing could change my mind but something about seeing it… Read More Committed Yes Voters Change Minds after Seeing “Vote No” Skywriting