The LGBTQIA+ community is “ruining” the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras Festival for “regular beautiful people”, according to outspoken Instagram model, entrepreneur, and fashion blogger Chloe from Far North Bondi. “The Mardi Gras is the perfect opportunity for beautiful people like me to wear nothing but glitter, and all these ugly real lesbians are… Read More Gays ruining Mardi Gras claims heterosexual Sydney influencer
The Premier of NSW has reinstated strict mask mandates for Sydney over the Mardi Gras weekend, requiring all citizens to wear surgical masks over their backside to help prevent the spread of monkeypox. The Minister for STDs Not Allowed To Be Called STDs commented on the issue. “Unfortunately, pride is not a vaccine against monkeypox,”… Read More Mask mandates return for Sydney Mardi Gras weekend
It has been revealed today that nobody cares where or who consenting adults decide to throw their bellend into during the darker hours. “I’ve popped my diamond cutter into plaster surgical gloves, a rotisserie chicken, and a greengrocer’s worth of fruit,” said one man. “It’s not pride. It’s not sin. It’s just what it is.”… Read More REPORT: nobody cares where you stick your dong
Reacting to NSW’s new $25 million Aboriginal flag on top of the Sydney Harbour Bridge, the Victorian government has announced it will not be out-woked by constructing an enormous $25 billion rainbow flag that will cover most of Melbourne. “Cop that, Sydney,” said Victoria’s Minister of Flagpoles. “This $25 billion flag will prove that Melbourne… Read More Melbourne one-ups Sydney by ordering $25 billion rainbow flag
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