Climate alarmists furious at the Great Barrier Reef for being better than ever

Climate activists are ballistic at the Great Barrier Reef for having the highest coral cover in 36 years. “HOW DARE IT,” said one seetheologist. “The Barrier Reef being great again has stolen my climate changehood.” One Extinction Rebellion member said they should have poured the 1000 litres of oil they hosed over the Melbourne Cup… Read More Climate alarmists furious at the Great Barrier Reef for being better than ever

Woman wearing “Love is Love” badge hates everybody

It has been confirmed today that an inner-city straight white female wearing several “Love is Love” badges, in fact, hates everybody. One gay man said he was met with scorn from the self-proclaimed spreader of tolerance for “not being gay enough”. “She said I was a sexuality traitor after I told her I have zero… Read More Woman wearing “Love is Love” badge hates everybody

Australian Made Logo Branded as Racist

Violent protests are underway at universities across Sydney against the Australian Made logo that appears on products whose ingredients or production mostly originate from Australia. Those protesting the logo claim anyone who buys an item with the logo is a bigot and should be yelled at. A nineteenth-year Arts student who organised the Sydney-wide protest… Read More Australian Made Logo Branded as Racist

Uni Students Protest That They Have no Time for Class Due to Protesting

University students have today held a nationwide protest about having no time to study or attend lectures due to their relentless protesting schedule. A typical daily protest schedule for a university student involves approximately eight marches, flag burnings or yelling loudly at people nearby, for causes ranging from the removal of bindis on a remote… Read More Uni Students Protest That They Have no Time for Class Due to Protesting