Maroubra council is set to launch Pokies by the Sea, a new beach-side exhibition designed to rival the hugely popular Sculpture by the Sea event that takes place along the coastal walk between Bondi to Bronte. Organisers have promised to include “all the classic titles, such as Big Red and Lightning Cash” in the exhibition,… Read More Pokies by The Sea to compete with Sculpture by The Sea
ATMs across Australia will introduce a new option that will allow people to gamble their withdrawal amount, potentially doubling or even quadrupling their withdrawal if they select the correct colour or suit. “It’s about damn time,” said the Minister of Money. “Banks were torpedoing us with $2 withdrawal fees for years, and now we can… Read More ATMs upgraded with the option to gamble your withdrawal
Uber today announced the launch of Uber VIP, a fleet of customised cars that have had their passenger seats removed and replaced with poker machines. Uber VIP, which is set to appear as an option later this month, will work the same way as current Uber services but with the added bonus that passengers will… Read More Mobile pokie service Uber VIP launches
Maroubra council is set to launch Pokies by the Sea, a new beach-side exhibition designed to rival the hugely popular Sculpture by the Sea event that takes place along the coastal path between Bondi to Bronte. Organisers have promised to include “all the classic titles, such as Big Red and More Chilli” in the exhibition, which… Read More Pokies by The Sea to compete with Sculpture by The Sea
Today, the Australian government has announced the harshest financial sanctions on Russia in the world and Tasmania by exporting VIP lounges across Moscow. “Pokies are our home-grown weapons of mass destruction,” said recently elected Prime Minister Anthony Albanese. “We may not have nukes or TikTok, but we have something far more crippling – Big Fuckin’… Read More Australia imposes brutal financial sanctions on Russia by exporting pokies
A group of men and women still going hard at it since meeting for a quiet Sunday lunch are telling themselves the perfect weather conditions have made them hangover proof. One elbow-lifter said excessive Sunday alcohol consumption didn’t bother him one bit. “Mate, it’s a nice day, the sun’s out, and we’re sticking to just… Read More Sunday Drinkers Claim Hangover “Impossible” after Such a Nice Day
A Sydney man enjoying a purple patch on the sentimental favourite pokie he grew up with, Spring Carnival, decided to call it quits and cash out at $290 so his spectating pals didn’t enforce the compulsory rule of shouting everyone a nose bag if your winnings exceed $300. The man said hitting collect was one… Read More Man Pulls Out at $290 on the Pokies to Avoid Compulsory Nose Bag Shout
The NSW Pokies Federation has introduced new laws banning several illegal moves that they say dramatically minimise the need for skill and create an unfair playing lounge. Moves that will be outlawed from today include hitting the spin button with the edge of your schooner glass, switching bet amounts to reset the odds, and tapping… Read More VIP Lounges Ban Hitting Spin with Schooner Glass and Other Cheats
The Sydney Morning Herald 2018 Good Food Guide is set to focus exclusively on cuisine served in poker machine lounges across NSW. The guide will feature a definitive comparison of the food provided at all 3.65 million VIP rooms across the state, with the best to be awarded pyramids instead of chef hats. “Priority will… Read More Good Food Guide for Pokie Lounges Set to Launch
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