Banker Laughed out of Ryan’s Bar for Placing Outdated iPhone 8 on Table

A Sydney banker has been violently laughed out of the courtyard at Ryan’s Bar in Martin Place this afternoon when he placed his almost month-old iPhone 8 on the table he was sharing with associates. Those who witnessed the event said it proved the man had no hustle. “If you can’t arrange for your assistant… Read More Banker Laughed out of Ryan’s Bar for Placing Outdated iPhone 8 on Table

New App Helps Passengers Decipher Taxi Driver Phone Mumble

A leading NSW taxi company has launched a new app designed to translate the indecipherable mumbles of drivers who are too busy talking on the phone and yelling at other cars to be able to communicate clearly with passengers. A spokesperson, who dubbed the app “Uber slayer”, said it was a move that would benefit… Read More New App Helps Passengers Decipher Taxi Driver Phone Mumble

iPhones Flat Out Lying About Having 30% Battery Left

iPhones everywhere have been caught lying to their owners about how much battery charge they have, with many users being left with a dead smartphone within minutes of the battery measurement appearing as 30%, which has led to several people being hospitalised with social media withdrawal. An Apple spokesperson told The Sydney Sentinel that Siri is to blame,… Read More iPhones Flat Out Lying About Having 30% Battery Left