Sydney-based activist group White Activists for People of Colour has described the annual Black Friday shopping event as “racist”, claiming that it implies black people can only afford to buy goods when they’re on sale. “We were so excited to find something new to be offended by on other people’s behalf,” one activist said. “We’ve… Read More White Activists Claim Black Friday is Racist
An Erskineville local wearing several “Love is Love” badges on her cloth backpack, in fact hates everybody, it has been confirmed today. One gay man said the woman recently responded to a friendly head nod from him with a swift headbutt. “She said I wasn’t gay enough because I wasn’t writing ‘yes’ on the ground… Read More Woman Wearing “Love is Love” Badge Hates Everyone
Santa Claus has been labelled as highly offensive for choosing to be a white heterosexual male, with furious protest groups demanding him to be banned immediately. “We’ve put up with this macho Santa garbage since the third century,” one person with crippling offended pains said. “We’ve gone to great lengths to ensure that the non-denominational… Read More Calls to Ban Santa for Choosing to be a White Heterosexual Male
The NSW Government has today announced that it would open “lefty rooms” in the suburbs of Newtown and Surry Hills to give the far left a safe place to be offended by everything or conduct a protest in peace. “The problem with many lefty protests is that people with opinions that differ from them show… Read More Lefty Rooms Open to Allow Far Left to be Offended and Protest in Peace
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