A local swimmer today decided to skip his daily 100-metre swim session and get straight into walking about the pool change room with his doodle hanging out for a few hours. The man said he may never get in the water again. “My favourite part of training is walking about the change room completely nude… Read More Swimmer Skips Laps to Stroll the Changeroom with his Knob Hanging Out
Curly moustachioed folk have begun masturbating exclusively to vintage pornography magazines foraged from local parks or under an uncle’s bed, a special Sydney Sentinel investigation can reveal. “PornHub is so mainstream,” a hipster spokesman said. “Magazines have a certain smell and feel that you simply can’t recreate with a video.” The spokesman took our investigative team to a local park he described… Read More Hipsters Now Only Masturbate to Vintage Porno Mags
Kanye West has divided the fashion world by sending the models in his Yeezy spring/summer 2017 Paris Fashion Week show down the runway completely naked. While fashion bible Vogue described West’s latest ready-to-wear collection as a “modern case of the Emperor’s New Clothes”, bloggers were quick to leap to the rapper-turned-designer’s defence, calling West a… Read More Kanye West Sends Nude Models Down Runway at Paris Fashion Week
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