The Left Now Siding with No Voters as Poll Reveals They’re the Minority

The left has made a dramatic shift in who they support in the same-sex marriage plebiscite today, after a poll revealed that no voters are a minority group, which automatically qualifies them for complete backing from the left. A spokesperson for the left said determining who to champion and who to destroy is fluid and… Read More The Left Now Siding with No Voters as Poll Reveals They’re the Minority

Woman Wearing “Love is Love” Badge Hates Everyone

An Erskineville local wearing several “Love is Love” badges on her cloth backpack, in fact hates everybody, it has been confirmed today. One gay man said the woman recently responded to a friendly head nod from him with a swift headbutt. “She said I wasn’t gay enough because I wasn’t writing ‘yes’ on the ground… Read More Woman Wearing “Love is Love” Badge Hates Everyone

SSM Postal Vote Blows Out to $250m as Government Mails out Sausage Sandwiches

The cost of the same-sex marriage postal vote, which was originally estimated to cost tax payers $122m, has more than doubled to $250m, after the government decided to throw a postal sausage sizzle into the mix. “We realised that the vote wouldn’t be legally binding in Australia without a sausage sizzle,” a government spokesperson said.… Read More SSM Postal Vote Blows Out to $250m as Government Mails out Sausage Sandwiches

Committed Yes Voters Change Minds after Seeing “Vote No” Skywriting

A self-described “rainbow warrior” who proudly tells anyone who’ll listen that she has “a lot of gay friends”, has announced she’ll be voting against same-sex marriage in the postal plebiscite, after being convinced by the “vote no” skywriting in Sydney today. “No amount of reasoned arguing could change my mind but something about seeing it… Read More Committed Yes Voters Change Minds after Seeing “Vote No” Skywriting

Homophobes Come Out of the Closet to Campaign for No Vote

The number of people coming out as homophobic has spiked dramatically ahead of the upcoming plebiscite on marriage equality, a support group has reported, warning that it is a dangerous time for the HBRXAS (homophobic, bigoted, racist, xenophobic, ageist, sexist) community. “Both my dads disowned me when I told them I was homophobic and will be voting… Read More Homophobes Come Out of the Closet to Campaign for No Vote