Malcolm Turnbull Fired for Being Unable to Name a Single AC/DC Song

Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull was sent to a detention centre on Manus Island overnight after he was unable to name a single song when asked to nominate a favourite track by iconic rock band AC/DC in an interview following the death of founding guitarist Malcolm Young. Former NSW Premier Mike Baird, who cited “Dirty… Read More Malcolm Turnbull Fired for Being Unable to Name a Single AC/DC Song

Powerhouse Transformation into ‘Baird Towers’ $560 Billion Over Budget

The cost of relocating the Powerhouse Museum to Parramatta to make way for former NSW Premier Mike Baird’s new luxury apartments and VIP lounge could blow out to almost $609 billion – 4,056 times the original estimate Baird scribbled down on the back of a TAB slip then approved himself. Baird described the relocation of the Powerhouse… Read More Powerhouse Transformation into ‘Baird Towers’ $560 Billion Over Budget

Pokie Icon Queen of the Nile named 2017 Australian of the Year

Long-serving poker-machine favourite the Queen of the Nile has been named 2017 Australian of the Year, in a move that promises to put gender equality, multiculturalism and decent feature payouts at the top of the national agenda. Although the semi-retired pokie star has been moved to the corner of many VIP rooms with newer, flashier… Read More Pokie Icon Queen of the Nile named 2017 Australian of the Year