Two men are running critically short of things to talk about after stretching the limit of stories about the mate they share as he runs late to the pub. “I’m circling the bowl here,” said one of the men. “I’ve even started making up stories about the one mate we have in common to keep… Read More Acquaintances out of stories about their shared mate who’s running late
A local man who promised a “big one” with his mates this Saturday night is already tucked into bed and fast asleep at 7 pm. “Things went bad early on when he sharted himself after consuming two shandies at the RSL,” said his friend. “He didn’t even have the counter meal curry.” “He does this… Read More Mate who talked up big Saturday night with the boys already in bed
A group of men and women still going hard at it since meeting for a quiet Sunday lunch are telling themselves the perfect weather conditions have made them hangover proof. One elbow-lifter said excessive Sunday alcohol consumption didn’t bother him one bit. “Mate, it’s a nice day, the sun’s out, and we’re sticking to just… Read More Sunday Drinkers Claim Hangover “Impossible” after Such a Nice Day
A Sydney man enjoying a purple patch on the sentimental favourite pokie he grew up with, Spring Carnival, decided to call it quits and cash out at $290 so his spectating pals didn’t enforce the compulsory rule of shouting everyone a nose bag if your winnings exceed $300. The man said hitting collect was one… Read More Man Pulls Out at $290 on the Pokies to Avoid Compulsory Nose Bag Shout
A Sydney man’s phone consistently runs out of battery the exact moment an Uber needs to be booked on a night out, a special investigation into the matter has been told. Friends said they raised the alarm after the man reported his phone’s mysterious behaviour for the ninth weekend in a row. “He always seems… Read More Mystery Surrounds Phone that Dies when Owner Asked to Share Uber
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