Gays ruining Mardi Gras claims heterosexual Sydney influencer

The LGBTQIA+ community is “ruining” the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras Festival for “regular beautiful people”, according to outspoken Instagram model, entrepreneur, and fashion blogger Chloe from Far North Bondi. “The Mardi Gras is the perfect opportunity for beautiful people like me to wear nothing but glitter, and all these ugly real lesbians are… Read More Gays ruining Mardi Gras claims heterosexual Sydney influencer

The Left Now Siding with No Voters as Poll Reveals They’re the Minority

The left has made a dramatic shift in who they support in the same-sex marriage plebiscite today, after a poll revealed that no voters are a minority group, which automatically qualifies them for complete backing from the left. A spokesperson for the left said determining who to champion and who to destroy is fluid and… Read More The Left Now Siding with No Voters as Poll Reveals They’re the Minority

Colombian Cartel Caught Smuggling Drugs Out of Sydney

A major Colombian drug cartel has been caught this morning attempting to smuggle drugs back out of Sydney and into their home country. The cartel described the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras as like a black hole for drugs, except white. “There are simply no drugs anywhere else in the world,” one senior cartel… Read More Colombian Cartel Caught Smuggling Drugs Out of Sydney

Gays Ruining Mardi Gras, Heterosexual Sydney Blogger Claims

The LGBT community is “ruining” the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras Festival for “regular beautiful people”, according to outspoken Instagram model, entrepreneur and fashion blogger Chloe. “The Mardi Gras is the perfect opportunity for beautiful people like me to wear nothing but glitter and all these ugly real lesbians are ruining my hot faux… Read More Gays Ruining Mardi Gras, Heterosexual Sydney Blogger Claims