An Erskineville local wearing several “Love is Love” badges on her cloth backpack, in fact hates everybody, it has been confirmed today. One gay man said the woman recently responded to a friendly head nod from him with a swift headbutt. “She said I wasn’t gay enough because I wasn’t writing ‘yes’ on the ground… Read More Woman Wearing “Love is Love” Badge Hates Everyone
Santa Claus has been labelled as highly offensive for choosing to be a white heterosexual male, with furious protest groups demanding him to be banned immediately. “We’ve put up with this macho Santa garbage since the third century,” one person with crippling offended pains said. “We’ve gone to great lengths to ensure that the non-denominational… Read More Calls to Ban Santa for Choosing to be a White Heterosexual Male
A self-described “rainbow warrior” who proudly tells anyone who’ll listen that she has “a lot of gay friends”, has announced she’ll be voting against same-sex marriage in the postal plebiscite, after being convinced by the “vote no” skywriting in Sydney today. “No amount of reasoned arguing could change my mind but something about seeing it… Read More Committed Yes Voters Change Minds after Seeing “Vote No” Skywriting
University students have today held a nationwide protest about having no time to study or attend lectures due to their relentless protesting schedule. A typical daily protest schedule for a university student involves approximately eight marches, flag burnings or yelling loudly at people nearby, for causes ranging from the removal of bindis on a remote… Read More Uni Students Protest That They Have no Time for Class Due to Protesting
A state of emergency has been declared in New South Wales as riots reach their second day in Newtown after a young girl was gifted a doll from Santa Clause this Christmas. The violent protests began shortly after Christmas morning when the girl’s parents watched in horror as their daughter gleefully ripped open the gift… Read More The Nightmare After Christmas: Newtown Burns as Girl Gifted Doll
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