Proud Parents Make it through End-of-year School Assembly without Drugs or Alcohol

The parents of a child in primary school have sat through two hours of bad dancing, acting, speeches and musical performances at the end-of-year assembly, without the aid of drugs or alcohol. “It was the longest two hours of our lives but we’re proud of how we handled it,” the father said. “I don’t think… Read More Proud Parents Make it through End-of-year School Assembly without Drugs or Alcohol

Whoops! Healthy Harold Didn’t Warn Kids About Ice as he “Didn’t Think it Was That Good”

Healthy Harold has copped an unadulterated roasting today after admitting he didn’t bother warning 1990s and ’00s kids about ice because he never enjoyed it that much, so he thought it wouldn’t catch on. This isn’t the first time Harold’s underestimated a drug – he was famously transformed into an enormous giraffe puppet after drinking… Read More Whoops! Healthy Harold Didn’t Warn Kids About Ice as he “Didn’t Think it Was That Good”

Local Man Butchers Unexpected Tricky Words while Reading Children’s Book Out Loud

A Sydney man has had his self-confidence shattered after discovering he couldn’t pronounce about 50 words in a children’s picture book he was reading aloud at his girlfriend’s family gathering. After bombing a dozen or so challenging words, the man said he simply began replacing them with something easier or skipped the stumpers completely. “I… Read More Local Man Butchers Unexpected Tricky Words while Reading Children’s Book Out Loud

Sydney Pub Entices Families with Schoonerccinos for Kids

Inspired by the way the Sydney café scene flourished after adding babyccinos to the menu in the early 2000s, a Surry Hills pub has begun offering schoonerchinos to keep young children entertained while their parents drink. The publican behind the innovation, who describes his mini schooners as “caffeine-free and perfect for little hands”, said there… Read More Sydney Pub Entices Families with Schoonerccinos for Kids