A woman is suing the hairdressing salon that coloured her hair purple, claiming it didn’t boost her creativity in any way, even when she teamed it with a vintage dress and mismatched socks. The passionate barista, who gets up early every day to milk her own almonds, said the change in hair colour did nothing… Read More Woman Sues Hairdresser after Purple Hair Fails to Make her More Creative
Unproudly sponsored by TaxiBox A stay-at-home twelfth-year student has discovered comfort in an echo chamber within a TaxiBox storage unit outside his parents’ Sydney chateau. “I’ve finally met that special someone who says exactly what I demand other people think,” the self-proclaimed woke-ologist said. “And that person happens to be the most respected life form… Read More Local who’s “never been wrong” discovers intelligent life inside echo chamber.
Creating random, collage-style film clips using every technique learned at art school does not make you a creative genius, a new study has found. The CSIRO study, conducted by a brave scientist who agreed to endure a marathon A Clockwork Orange-style viewing of Rage, found that being strange for the sake of being strange and a misunderstanding of… Read More Being as Weird as Possible Not the Same as Being Creative, Study Finds
A Bondi café has been awarded five chef’s hats and hailed as “fucking genius” for serving customers whole, unpeeled avocados on toast, a bold departure from smashed avo, which dominated global headlines throughout the year. The chef said the new creation “aligns beautifully” with his philosophy of making whole foods whole again. “Smashed avo was… Read More Unsmashed Avo Tipped to be Sydney’s Next Big Food Trend
A Marrickville woman is suing the hairdressing salon that coloured her hair purple, claiming it didn’t boost her creativity in any way, even when she teamed it with a vintage dress and mismatched socks. The passionate barista, who gets up early every day to milk her own almonds, said the change in hair colour did… Read More Woman Sues Hairdresser after Purple Hair Fails to Make her More Creative
A Sydney cyclist has managed to shake his head clean off his body this morning while attempting to show his annoyance to those walking slowly on the busy CBD footpath he was belting down. Those who witnessed the self-decapitation said it was pretty funny. “He was weaving down the footpath tisking, dinging his bell and… Read More Cyclist Shakes Head Clean off Body
Hipsters have been vandalising oBikes across Sydney out of anger that the share bikes are making cycling more accessible and mainstream. “People can’t just pay a half-hour fee and become one of us,” one furious hipster said. “These frauds even have multiple gears!” Angry hipsters have justified the vandalism, noting that the bikes, often left… Read More Hipsters Angry oBikes are Making Cycling Mainstream
A Newtown hipster was mortally embarrassed today when it was revealed his Spotify Time Capsule – a new feature that generates a playlist of songs that take you back to your teenage years based on your listening history – was full of trashy pop music. The man tried to play the ironic card, but the… Read More Hipster Shamed by Spotify Time Capsule Full of Pop Music
Cooked sashimi is widely tipped to become Sydney’s hottest new food trend after a new Bondi Beach takeaway opened to rave reviews over the weekend. “What we do is roll flake in batter and then boil it in oil,” the mastermind behind the venture said. “It’s like nothing you’ve ever tried before.” Bloggers have been… Read More Cooked Sashimi set to be Sydney’s Next Food Craze
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