The government has issued a scam warning today cautioning workers across Australia to ignore bosses who tell them to enjoy the Melbourne Cup today and not worry about work tomorrow. Unfortunately, it has been confirmed that this is a known scam, and your boss will not only say Wednesday is going to be a “big… Read More Melbourne Cup: ignore boss saying to forget work tomorrow and just have fun today
Sunday has been completely destroyed for one man today whose girlfriend suggested they “made the most of the day and went on a hike outside or something.” “The only outside I wanted to explore today was the local beer garden,” said the man. “I’m more dehydrated than a sultana after enjoying a few hundred schooners… Read More Sunday ruined as girlfriend suggests doing something nice outside
A local man who promised a “big one” with his mates this Saturday night is already tucked into bed and fast asleep at 7 pm. “Things went bad early on when he sharted himself after consuming two shandies at the RSL,” said his friend. “He didn’t even have the counter meal curry.” “He does this… Read More Mate who talked up big Saturday night with the boys already in bed
Chemists are taking advantage of today’s spike in Christmas-party hangovers by charging dull-eyed customers up to $300 for a single tablet of Berocca. One office worker who has yet to go to bed after enjoying “a few beers” at his Christmas party, which began yesterday morning and continued on into the afternoon, evening and then… Read More Drug Dealers Selling Berocca for $300 a tab
A group of men and women still going hard at it since meeting for a quiet Sunday lunch are telling themselves the perfect weather conditions have made them hangover proof. One elbow-lifter said excessive Sunday alcohol consumption didn’t bother him one bit. “Mate, it’s a nice day, the sun’s out, and we’re sticking to just… Read More Sunday Drinkers Claim Hangover “Impossible” after Such a Nice Day
New Year’s Eve celebrations have disappointed people across the world for the 2,018th year in a row, with many revellers waking up with a jolt of fear early this morning. One Sydney-sider described the evening as a lethal cocktail of hope, joy and festivity. “Whenever I’m feeling good, things go really bad,” he said. “I… Read More NYE Disappoints for the 2,018th Year in a Row
In a bid to avoid people being too tired on January 1, the NSW government has officially adjusted time and calendars so that Sydney can celebrate New Year’s Eve in a more “sensible” fashion, with the city’s famous fireworks displays being moved to 6 pm for children and 9 pm for grown-ups. “12 am is a… Read More 2019 to Begin at 9 pm on December 31 in Sydney
Family and friends are mystified by the fact that Dave, a 32-year-old office worker with three children, has to spend weekends in bed with a cool washcloth on his head after having “just a few” drinks after work on Friday. “It’s like he comes down with a big cold every weekend,” said his wife, referring… Read More Man Spends Every Weekend in Bed After a Few “Friday Drinks”
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