Tag: Hair sniffing

Johnson’s & Johnson’s release No-More-Biden shampoo

A new line of children’s shampoo promises to ward off child hair-sniffing enthusiast Joe Biden’s thirsty nose. The company behind the new range of children’s hair care products claim the fragrance will repel Biden from even the youngest of children, by containing scents including freedom, intelligence, and women over 18 years old. “No-more-tears was doing… Read More Johnson’s & Johnson’s release No-More-Biden shampoo

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Children rejoice as Joe Biden loses sense of smell after catching Covid

It has been confirmed today that US president Joe Biden has contracted Covid, despite having hourly vaccine shots to fight off the virus and wearing at least seven adamantium face masks at all times. Joe Biden’s symptoms are reported to be mild. However, in a devastating blow to the president’s love of smelling children’s hair… Read More Children rejoice as Joe Biden loses sense of smell after catching Covid

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