Senator Lidia Thorpe has been awarded the Biggest Drama Queen at a gay march during last night’s Sydney Gay and Lesbian and ? Mardi Gras. Thorpe beat off drag queens and men who haven’t eaten for eight months to take out the award. The former Greens member took out the award for laying down in… Read More Senator Lidia Thorpe awarded Biggest Drama Queen at Mardi Gras
A Greens campaigner today has come out as straight, in a move that has shocked his party, family and friends and put the man on a sex offender register with women being warned to stay clear of the predator in case he asks them to see a movie, go bowling, or share a meal at… Read More STUNNING AND BRAVE: Greens campaigner comes out as straight
Comrades with ABC propaganda bumper stickers boasting about their right to vote have, unfortunately, lost their right to vote in Australia. One ABC employee shrieking with rage shrieked with rage. “I’m literally shaking so hard I could barely GetUp! out of bed this morning. I can’t cope, breathe, or even moderate r/australia to delete conservative… Read More People with “I love the ABC and I vote” bumper stickers banned from voting
Despite Halloween ending last week, two inner-city Sydney leftist satirists continue larping as cowboys, in spite of having less testosterone than a transitioning cowgirl hooked up to an intravenous estrogen drip. Ignoring that cowboys are famous for their masculine traits, the pair are more feminine than a David Jones cosmetics counter. The duo, known for… Read More Two grown men still cosplaying as cowboys from Queensland despite Halloween ending
Climate activists are ballistic at the Great Barrier Reef for having the highest coral cover in 36 years. “HOW DARE IT,” said one seetheologist. “The Barrier Reef being great again has stolen my climate changehood.” One Extinction Rebellion member said they should have poured the 1000 litres of oil they hosed over the Melbourne Cup… Read More Climate alarmists furious at the Great Barrier Reef for being better than ever
Greens senator and bikie enthusiast Lidia Thorpe will switch polluting sausage sizzles with carbon-neutral glass barbeques on polling day to support Australia’s underground economy and keep money in local communities. Lidia Thorpe, a member of the Greens Victorian chapter, has further said she’ll replace polling day “how to vote” representatives with armed electoral enforcers who… Read More Green’s senator Lidia Thorpe to swap inhumane sausage sizzles with vegan glass barbeques at polling stations
Adam Bandt has called to reduce Australia’s IQ levels to net zero as his last hope to be taken seriously. The dissentious Greens leader revealed that his party has no hope of winning a meat raffle, let alone a federal election if people are allowed to form critical thoughts for themselves. “I’d go as far… Read More Greens leader calls for net-zero intelligence by 2030
Twitter today has announced a new security measure by adding thought CAPTCHAs to block ideas or arguments that challenge the leftist echo chamber safe space before they happen. “Our thoughts and opinions are so airtight that we simply can’t allow exposing our users to other viewpoints,” said one Twitter representative. “So, it’s best we cancel… Read More Twitter adds “thought CAPTCHAs” to protect users from opposing thought
It has been confirmed today that an inner-city straight white female wearing several “Love is Love” badges, in fact, hates everybody. One gay man said he was met with scorn from the self-proclaimed spreader of tolerance for “not being gay enough”. “She said I was a sexuality traitor after I told her I have zero… Read More Woman wearing “Love is Love” badge hates everybody
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