A Sydney man who thoughtlessly stuffed a few scratchies into a birthday card to give to a distant relative during Christmas lunch is now really hoping the recipient doesn’t win anything more than $2. “I’d be fucking spewing if he wins anything good,” the man said. “To think all that cash could’ve been mine, but… Read More Man Who Bought Distant Relative Instant Scratchie Hoping he Doesn’t Win
Australia Post has been deliberately sending the wrong mail to people across the country for years as part of a top-secret nationwide secret Santa program, according to a statement released by the company’s PR team today. “We’ve been secretly bringing the magic of Christmas to people all throughout the year for as long as we… Read More Australia Post Claims Wrongly Delivered Mail Result of Nationwide Secret Santa Program
A Botany area garbage man was discharged from hospital today after spending almost six months in bed as the result of an unprecedented bender in which he attempted to drink all of his Christmas presents from local residents in one night. “It would’ve been rude not to drink them all, but after polishing off the… Read More Garbage Man Finally Discharged From Hospital After Drinking All His Christmas Gifts in One Night
A state of emergency has been declared in New South Wales as riots reach their second day in Newtown after a young girl was gifted a doll from Santa Clause this Christmas. The violent protests began shortly after Christmas morning when the girl’s parents watched in horror as their daughter gleefully ripped open the gift… Read More The Nightmare After Christmas: Newtown Burns as Girl Gifted Doll
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