“We can’t tell men to stop rooting multiple men” says government that stopped everybody doing anything for two years

Despite monkeypox disproportionately affecting gay men, the government says there’s nothing they can think of possibly doing to prevent a virus transmitted mainly through gay sex between men, despite banning everything from dancing to drinking a beer upright for Covid. “Gay sex with multiple partners is deemed an essential activity,” said one government spokesperson. “So,… Read More “We can’t tell men to stop rooting multiple men” says government that stopped everybody doing anything for two years

Mainstream media go from pride month to pride destruction by censoring monkeypox facts

After a long and exhausting month of corporate and media virtue signalling for pride month, mainstream media and big tech have swiftly reverted back to homophobia by failing to warn gay and bisexual men of their disproportionate risk of contracting the monkeypox virus. “The truth is homophobic, and anybody caught spreading inconvenient facts will be… Read More Mainstream media go from pride month to pride destruction by censoring monkeypox facts

Man Who Refused To Marry Until Gay People Could Pretty Worried Right Now

A Sydney man who told his girlfriend of seven years he wouldn’t marry her until gay people enjoyed equal rights is desperately searching for a back-up plan after polls suggested the yes vote is likely to win. “It was the perfect excuse – it was simple, it worked, and it made me look like I… Read More Man Who Refused To Marry Until Gay People Could Pretty Worried Right Now

The Left Now Siding with No Voters as Poll Reveals They’re the Minority

The left has made a dramatic shift in who they support in the same-sex marriage plebiscite today, after a poll revealed that no voters are a minority group, which automatically qualifies them for complete backing from the left. A spokesperson for the left said determining who to champion and who to destroy is fluid and… Read More The Left Now Siding with No Voters as Poll Reveals They’re the Minority

Committed Yes Voters Change Minds after Seeing “Vote No” Skywriting

A self-described “rainbow warrior” who proudly tells anyone who’ll listen that she has “a lot of gay friends”, has announced she’ll be voting against same-sex marriage in the postal plebiscite, after being convinced by the “vote no” skywriting in Sydney today. “No amount of reasoned arguing could change my mind but something about seeing it… Read More Committed Yes Voters Change Minds after Seeing “Vote No” Skywriting

Homophobes Come Out of the Closet to Campaign for No Vote

The number of people coming out as homophobic has spiked dramatically ahead of the upcoming plebiscite on marriage equality, a support group has reported, warning that it is a dangerous time for the HBRXAS (homophobic, bigoted, racist, xenophobic, ageist, sexist) community. “Both my dads disowned me when I told them I was homophobic and will be voting… Read More Homophobes Come Out of the Closet to Campaign for No Vote

Colombian Cartel Caught Smuggling Drugs Out of Sydney

A major Colombian drug cartel has been caught this morning attempting to smuggle drugs back out of Sydney and into their home country. The cartel described the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras as like a black hole for drugs, except white. “There are simply no drugs anywhere else in the world,” one senior cartel… Read More Colombian Cartel Caught Smuggling Drugs Out of Sydney

Gays Ruining Mardi Gras, Heterosexual Sydney Blogger Claims

The LGBT community is “ruining” the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras Festival for “regular beautiful people”, according to outspoken Instagram model, entrepreneur and fashion blogger Chloe. “The Mardi Gras is the perfect opportunity for beautiful people like me to wear nothing but glitter and all these ugly real lesbians are ruining my hot faux… Read More Gays Ruining Mardi Gras, Heterosexual Sydney Blogger Claims