The LGBTQIA+ community is “ruining” the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras Festival for “regular beautiful people”, according to outspoken Instagram model, entrepreneur, and fashion blogger Chloe from Far North Bondi. “The Mardi Gras is the perfect opportunity for beautiful people like me to wear nothing but glitter, and all these ugly real lesbians are… Read More Gays ruining Mardi Gras claims heterosexual Sydney influencer
The Premier of NSW has reinstated strict mask mandates for Sydney over the Mardi Gras weekend, requiring all citizens to wear surgical masks over their backside to help prevent the spread of monkeypox. The Minister for STDs Not Allowed To Be Called STDs commented on the issue. “Unfortunately, pride is not a vaccine against monkeypox,”… Read More Mask mandates return for Sydney Mardi Gras weekend
It has been revealed today that nobody cares where or who consenting adults decide to throw their bellend into during the darker hours. “I’ve popped my diamond cutter into plaster surgical gloves, a rotisserie chicken, and a greengrocer’s worth of fruit,” said one man. “It’s not pride. It’s not sin. It’s just what it is.”… Read More REPORT: nobody cares where you stick your dong
Despite monkeypox disproportionately affecting gay men, the government says there’s nothing they can think of possibly doing to prevent a virus transmitted mainly through gay sex between men, despite banning everything from dancing to drinking a beer upright for Covid. “Gay sex with multiple partners is deemed an essential activity,” said one government spokesperson. “So,… Read More “We can’t tell men to stop rooting multiple men” says government that stopped everybody doing anything for two years
After a long and exhausting month of corporate and media virtue signalling for pride month, mainstream media and big tech have swiftly reverted back to homophobia by failing to warn gay and bisexual men of their disproportionate risk of contracting the monkeypox virus. “The truth is homophobic, and anybody caught spreading inconvenient facts will be… Read More Mainstream media go from pride month to pride destruction by censoring monkeypox facts
Tom Hanks has recently come out as a complete flip by saying he should never have played a gay character since he is not gay, missing the point entirely of what an actor’s job is – which is to act. “Does the bloke think the actors who played Hitler were mass-murdering fascists in real life?”… Read More Tom Hanks outs himself as a complete idiot
A Sydney man who told his girlfriend of seven years he wouldn’t marry her until gay people enjoyed equal rights is desperately searching for a back-up plan after polls suggested the yes vote is likely to win. “It was the perfect excuse – it was simple, it worked, and it made me look like I… Read More Man Who Refused To Marry Until Gay People Could Pretty Worried Right Now
The left has made a dramatic shift in who they support in the same-sex marriage plebiscite today, after a poll revealed that no voters are a minority group, which automatically qualifies them for complete backing from the left. A spokesperson for the left said determining who to champion and who to destroy is fluid and… Read More The Left Now Siding with No Voters as Poll Reveals They’re the Minority
A self-described “rainbow warrior” who proudly tells anyone who’ll listen that she has “a lot of gay friends”, has announced she’ll be voting against same-sex marriage in the postal plebiscite, after being convinced by the “vote no” skywriting in Sydney today. “No amount of reasoned arguing could change my mind but something about seeing it… Read More Committed Yes Voters Change Minds after Seeing “Vote No” Skywriting
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