One teen today has been blown away by discovering that soccer is not just a video game but a sport you can play in real life. “OMG, the graphics were so realistic,” said the teen, referring to his dad taking him to the park to kick a ball around for the first time. “I’ve been… Read More Teen discovers you can play FIFA in real life
Sydney’s never-ending construction projects are proof the city is not real and is likely a giant computer simulation created by a more sophisticated intelligence playing the popular world-building game Minecraft, according to top CSRIO scientists. “Tearing down the monorail to build a light rail ‘just because’ or moving The Powerhouse Museum out to Parramatta is… Read More Sydney thought to be a Minecraft simulation
A Sydney man enjoying a purple patch on the sentimental favourite pokie he grew up with, Spring Carnival, decided to call it quits and cash out at $290 so his spectating pals didn’t enforce the compulsory rule of shouting everyone a nose bag if your winnings exceed $300. The man said hitting collect was one… Read More Man Pulls Out at $290 on the Pokies to Avoid Compulsory Nose Bag Shout
Sydney’s never-ending construction projects are proof the city is not real and is likely a giant computer simulation created by a more sophisticated intelligence playing the popular world-building game Minecraft, according to top CSRIO scientists. “Tearing down the monorail to build a light rail ‘just because’ or moving The Powerhouse Museum out to Parramatta is… Read More Sydney Thought to be a Minecraft Simulation
The popular wartime-based video-game series, Call of Duty, has been accused of attempting to start World War 3 in order to keep its current business model alive. Call of Duty operatives have been sending nasty letters between American and North Korea, according to leaked documents. Job listings from the game developer looking for Kim Jong Un… Read More Call of Duty Video Game Franchise Accused of Trying to Start WW3
A Sydney man is tonight missing out on his favourite dinner, Chicken Tonight, as a routine bag search at his local JB Hi-Fi enters its fifth hour. “I’d forgotten I was wearing a backpack when I walked into the store and by the time I realised, it was already too late,” the man said. “So, I had… Read More Man Misses Chicken Tonight Dinner as JB Hi-Fi bag Search Enters Fifth Hour
A 12-year-old gamer from Sydney has slept with the mum of every other gamer he has faced in the online shooter, Call of Duty. It’s reported that the player, FlangeMan69, has racked up more than 15,000 kills, 900 captures of an enemy flag and more than 700,000 victories with gamers’ mums from around the world.… Read More 12-year-old Gamer has Slept With Everybody’s mum
The NBN network was designed to be slow and unreliable as part of a world-first initiative to minimise kids’ screen time, according to a statement released by the Australian government today amid criticisms of the service. “It was our plan all along,” an NBN spokesperson said. “If the internet is so slow it’s unusable, kids… Read More Government Claims Slow NBN is Deliberate Tactic to Discourage Screen Time
Nintendo has quietly wound down beta-testing of highly anticipated mobile game Mario Kart GO in the wake of a spate of fatalities. The game, which had been billed as Pokémon GO for people who don’t like walking, allowed motorists to initiate road races with nearby drivers and use augmented reality to collect power ups and… Read More Mario Kart Go Proves Deadly
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