Maroubra council is set to launch Pokies by the Sea, a new beach-side exhibition designed to rival the hugely popular Sculpture by the Sea event that takes place along the coastal walk between Bondi to Bronte. Organisers have promised to include “all the classic titles, such as Big Red and Lightning Cash” in the exhibition,… Read More Pokies by The Sea to compete with Sculpture by The Sea
A Sydney man who thoughtlessly stuffed a few scratchies into a birthday card to give to a distant relative during Christmas lunch is now really hoping the recipient doesn’t win anything more than $2. “I’d be fucking spewing if he wins anything good,” the man said. “To think all that cash could’ve been mine, but… Read More Man Who Bought Distant Relative Instant Scratchie Hoping he Doesn’t Win
Winfield has described its new Optimum Ice Crush darts as “smokes for a new generation” at a product launch today. The durry features the similar NASA-developed technology as the brand’s Optimum Crush product, which contains a crushable mint pellet that releases a menthol-like taste from first to last drag. A spokesperson said evolving the popular line… Read More Winfield Launches Optimum Ice Crush cigarettes
A Sydney man enjoying a purple patch on the sentimental favourite pokie he grew up with, Spring Carnival, decided to call it quits and cash out at $290 so his spectating pals didn’t enforce the compulsory rule of shouting everyone a nose bag if your winnings exceed $300. The man said hitting collect was one… Read More Man Pulls Out at $290 on the Pokies to Avoid Compulsory Nose Bag Shout
Trying to prove himself smarter than everyone else, a local Sydney man can’t stop telling everyone he has only bet $2 on the Melbourne Cup this year “for a bit a harmless fun”. No one is quite sure why the man is so proud of placing the kind of bet your nana used to put… Read More Pest Can’t Stop Telling Everyone he’s only Betting $2
The NSW Pokies Federation has introduced new laws banning several illegal moves that they say dramatically minimise the need for skill and create an unfair playing lounge. Moves that will be outlawed from today include hitting the spin button with the edge of your schooner glass, switching bet amounts to reset the odds, and tapping… Read More VIP Lounges Ban Hitting Spin with Schooner Glass and Other Cheats
Two major supermarkets today announced they will be ripping out self-service checkouts and replacing them with self-service TAB terminals, in a desperate bid to recover profits lost to rampant theft. “Customers have been ripping us off for far too long. This is the perfect way to even the playing field and recuperate some of the… Read More Supermarkets to Replace Self-Service Checkouts with TAB Terminals
One Sydney office worker was furious today after wasting his lunch break getting an actual Thai massage at a Thai massage parlour. “She suddenly said I was done, but I was far from finished!” the man said. “She massaged every part of my body except the one part that was standing to attention.” The man… Read More Man Furious After Discovering Legit Thai Massage Parlour
Uber today announced the launch of Uber VIP, a fleet of customised cars that have had their passenger seats removed and replaced with poker machines. Uber VIP, which is set to appear as on option on mobile services later this month, will work the same as current Uber services but with the added bonus that… Read More Mobile Pokie Service Uber VIP launches
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