A Sydney man last night left the staff at a country Chinese restaurant gobsmacked when he pushed aside the default knife and fork and called for the chopsticks. The owner of the Chinese restaurant said this was the first time the chopsticks have made an appearance in the restaurant and it took them a good… Read More Sydney man wows country Chinese restaurant by requesting chopsticks
A Sydney man was forced to eat his own poo to make it through a night trapped inside a local health food emporium when staff locked the store up for the night without realising he was still inside. The mishap occurred after the man rushed into the store to use the gender-neutral toilet and fell… Read More Man Trapped in Health Food Store Overnight Forced to Eat Own Poo
A Bondi café has been awarded five chef’s hats and hailed as “fucking genius” for serving customers whole, unpeeled avocados on toast, a bold departure from smashed avo, which dominated global headlines throughout the year. The chef said the new creation “aligns beautifully” with his philosophy of making whole foods whole again. “Smashed avo was… Read More Unsmashed Avo Tipped to be Sydney’s Next Big Food Trend
The secret to being one of those cool girls who eats and drinks like a man but still looks like a Victoria’s Secret model is to only eat when cameras or people you want to impress are around, a blogger has revealed in a tell-all post. Chloe, a model/blogger who shot to fame after becoming… Read More Secret to Being Cool Girl Who Eats Like a Man and Looks Like a Model Revealed
A man from Newtown has taken out an AVO on avos this morning, claiming that the breakfast delicacy has caused him be unable to buy a house in Sydney and to stab his fire-stick-twirling hand thirteen times. “Avocados were attacking me physically, mentally and emotionally,” the man said, adding that the fruit, referred to as… Read More Sydney Man Takes Out AVO Against Avo
The Sydney Morning Herald 2018 Good Food Guide is set to focus exclusively on cuisine served in poker machine lounges across NSW. The guide will feature a definitive comparison of the food provided at all 3.65 million VIP rooms across the state, with the best to be awarded pyramids instead of chef hats. “Priority will… Read More Good Food Guide for Pokie Lounges Set to Launch
Two major supermarkets today announced they will be ripping out self-service checkouts and replacing them with self-service TAB terminals, in a desperate bid to recover profits lost to rampant theft. “Customers have been ripping us off for far too long. This is the perfect way to even the playing field and recuperate some of the… Read More Supermarkets to Replace Self-Service Checkouts with TAB Terminals
A local dad has given up pretending he will take the Christmas tree down, finally admitting to his family that it’s staying up ‘till next December, even if it smells like rotting anus. After originally telling his wife he’d take the tree down on Boxing Day, then New Year’s Day, Australia Day and then Valentine’s… Read More Dad Says F– it and Leaves Tree Up For Xmas 2019
A $2.1 million campaign to help grocery buyers choose healthier foods using a star-rating system has been chalked up as yet another win for the government’s fight against obesity. Trevor O’Neill, a 36-year-old teacher from Maroubra, said the system – which involves the healthiest foods being marked with five stars, while unhealthy fare is marked… Read More Dieters Strive to Earn as Many “Health Stars” as Possible Using Government Rating System
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