Man “winter body ready” for the 11th year straight

One local man has done it again and got himself into winter body shape to comfortably handle the cooler temperatures. “I got myself into such great winter shape this year I can still wear shorts and a singlet to work, funerals, and even the bottle-o cool room,” said the portly man. “Nothing can penetrate my… Read More Man “winter body ready” for the 11th year straight

Immaculately Manicured Woman has no Time to Exercise

A Sydney woman known for her elaborate hair styles, make-up, nail art and clothing has defended her obese status, explaining that she simply has “no time for exercise”. “I put a lot of time and money into my appearance, but you can’t do everything and exercise is hard,” she said. “I’m not saying all the… Read More Immaculately Manicured Woman has no Time to Exercise

Fat Man on Juice Bar Diet Now Fatter Than Ever

An overweight Sydney man is now fatter than ever after indulging in an eye-watering $13 smoothie every morning from his local big-brand juice bar. “The staff looked in such great shape I figured the smoothies and juices would help me with some of my problem areas, which have only become more problematic since swapping four… Read More Fat Man on Juice Bar Diet Now Fatter Than Ever

Dieters Strive to Earn as Many “Health Stars” as Possible Using Government Rating System

A $2.1 million campaign to help grocery buyers choose healthier foods using a star-rating system has been chalked up as yet another win for the government’s fight against obesity. Trevor O’Neill, a 36-year-old teacher from Maroubra, said the system – which involves the healthiest foods being marked with five stars, while unhealthy fare is marked… Read More Dieters Strive to Earn as Many “Health Stars” as Possible Using Government Rating System