Tag: Fake

Two grown men still cosplaying as cowboys from Queensland despite Halloween ending

Despite Halloween ending last week, two inner-city Sydney leftist satirists continue larping as cowboys, in spite of having less testosterone than a transitioning cowgirl hooked up to an intravenous estrogen drip. Ignoring that cowboys are famous for their masculine traits, the pair are more feminine than a David Jones cosmetics counter. The duo, known for… Read More Two grown men still cosplaying as cowboys from Queensland despite Halloween ending

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Man Dies from Shock after Receiving Bobs and Vagene Pics

A man died from category-12 shock in front of his computer today after actually receiving the “bobs and vagene pics” he had asked a stranger to send him. A friend of the man said he was just a harmless sex pest who would be missed. “He always started out innocently enough with a ‘hi butiful’ or… Read More Man Dies from Shock after Receiving Bobs and Vagene Pics

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Professional Wrestling Proven to be Real Sport

Professional wrestling, once thought to be a kind of performance art combining athletics with theatrics, is a real sport, a bullet-proof CSIRO report has confirmed. Sydney wrestler Ben Hurt said he was surprised by the report’s findings, but only because he hadn’t realised people thought what he did for a living was fake. “This sure helps explain… Read More Professional Wrestling Proven to be Real Sport

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Man Asking for Paris Restaurant Recommendations on Facebook Admits he was Just Humblebragging

A Sydney man has revealed he didn’t really care what answers people gave to his question enquiring where a good Mexican-Italian-fusion-yum-cha-street-food truck is in Paris, and in fact was only asking the question so everyone knew he was in France and that he enjoys fancy cuisine that likely doesn’t even exist yet. “I had to… Read More Man Asking for Paris Restaurant Recommendations on Facebook Admits he was Just Humblebragging

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Man Wastes Sickie Feeling Anxious About Taking Sickie

A Sydney man has wasted his sick day today feeling bad about taking the sickie in which he planned in advance with well-timed coughs in front of his boss yesterday afternoon. “I started to get anxious about it around 9:04 this morning,” the man said. “Instead of simply enjoying having the house all to myself and masturbating in rooms… Read More Man Wastes Sickie Feeling Anxious About Taking Sickie

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City Dwellers Busted Selling Supermarket Produce at Sydney Farmers’ Markets

An undercover network of city dwellers has been caught flogging produce at some of Sydney’s most prestigious farmers’ markets, a special Sydney Sentinel investigation can reveal. Market-goers became suspicious when one stall owner accidentally used plastic instead of paper bags and an “organic” baker was caught painting a hashtag over the “sun” in Sunblest to… Read More City Dwellers Busted Selling Supermarket Produce at Sydney Farmers’ Markets

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