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Unsmashed Avo Tipped to be Sydney’s Next Big Food Trend

A Bondi café has been awarded five chef’s hats and hailed as “fucking genius” for serving customers whole, unpeeled avocados on toast, a bold departure from smashed avo, which dominated global headlines throughout the year. The chef said the new creation “aligns beautifully” with his philosophy of making whole foods whole again. “Smashed avo was… Read More Unsmashed Avo Tipped to be Sydney’s Next Big Food Trend

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Hipsters Now Only Masturbate to Vintage Porno Mags

Curly moustachioed folk have begun masturbating exclusively to vintage pornography magazines foraged from local parks or under an uncle’s bed, a special Sydney Sentinel investigation can reveal. “PornHub is so mainstream,” a hipster spokesman said. “Magazines have a certain smell and feel that you simply can’t recreate with a video.” The spokesman took our investigative team to a local park he described… Read More Hipsters Now Only Masturbate to Vintage Porno Mags

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