Sydney motorists have their very own Vivid festival every drive

Rising fuel prices have had their upside, with Sydney motorists enjoying a little extra light show through the ever-glowing fuel warning light on their dash. “It feels terrific to be doing my part for Vivid,” said one Sydney motorist. “I can’t afford to attend Vivid anymore due to rising costs of everything, everything, and everything,… Read More Sydney motorists have their very own Vivid festival every drive

Local Retailers Furious Amazon Australia Launch Will Force them to Offer Fair Prices

The launch of Amazon Australia set for this afternoon is causing tremendous stress-anxiety-depression for local retailers, who are used to being able to rip customers off. A spokesperson for one retail giant said board members have been burning the cocaine oil staying up all night trying to invent new ways to charge Australians “heaps” for… Read More Local Retailers Furious Amazon Australia Launch Will Force them to Offer Fair Prices