A Sydney woman known for her elaborate hair styles, make-up, nail art and clothing has defended her obese status, explaining that she simply has “no time for exercise”. “I put a lot of time and money into my appearance, but you can’t do everything and exercise is hard,” she said. “I’m not saying all the… Read More Immaculately Manicured Woman has no Time to Exercise
A Clovelly man is in danger of missing his daily run along the coastal path to Bondi this morning after realising he had “nothing to wear”, even though his closet was packed full of designer workout gear, joggers made by NASA and colour-coordinated drink bottles. The man said he “just wasn’t feeling” any of his… Read More Man had “Nothing to Wear” on Run this Morning
A Sydney man last night rewarded himself with 30 full-strength schooners and a chicken parmigiana with chips, no salad, at his local pub after completing an eight-minute run. “Doing my first bit of exercise since colour comp at school 14 years ago felt so great I would’ve done it again today if I didn’t have… Read More Man goes for a Run, Rewards Himself with 30 Schooners and Counter Meal
A Sydney man is set to once again achieve none of his well-thought-out plans over the Christmas holidays, including reading a book, returning from a 14-year exercise break and being a good dad. “I always plan to get so much done,” the man said. “But by the time the holidays are almost over, I’ve wasted… Read More Man Set to Achieve None of His Holiday Plans
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