Chemists are taking advantage of today’s spike in Christmas-party hangovers by charging dull-eyed customers up to $300 for a single tablet of Berocca. One office worker who has yet to go to bed after enjoying “a few beers” at his Christmas party, which began yesterday morning and continued on into the afternoon, evening and then… Read More Drug Dealers Selling Berocca for $300 a tab
A man who walked into a Sydney pub only wanting to use the toilet today ended up downing 50 schooners and a fisherman’s basket and chucking a few gorillas into Top Banana, all because he didn’t want to look like he was “taking the piss”. “The bloke behind the bar clocked me as I ran straight… Read More Man who Only Popped Into the Pub to Use Toilet Downs 50 Schooners
A Sydney man is in hospital with chronic drunkenness pains after the Uber he ordered to take him to the pub arrived four minutes early, forcing him to drink 400 of his 680 pre-drinks beers in under 30 seconds. A government health spokesperson has slammed Uber, calling for an “urgent review” of the ride-sharing service.… Read More Man in Hospital After Early Uber Arrival Forces Him to Skol 400 Beers
Dan Murphy’s liquor supermarket is set to open its largest store yet, with plans to open a store over the top of Sydney in its entirety. The massive building which is being custom built to fit perfectly over the top of Sydney will have aisles and cool rooms that seamlessly incorporate current infrastructure like roads,… Read More Dan Murphy’s set to Open Over the top of Sydney
Inspired by the way the Sydney café scene flourished after adding babyccinos to the menu in the early 2000s, a Surry Hills pub has begun offering schoonerchinos to keep young children entertained while their parents drink. The publican behind the innovation, who describes his mini schooners as “caffeine-free and perfect for little hands”, said there… Read More Sydney Pub Entices Families with Schoonerccinos for Kids
New Year’s Eve celebrations have disappointed people across the world for the 2,018th year in a row, with many revellers waking up with a jolt of fear early this morning. One Sydney-sider described the evening as a lethal cocktail of hope, joy and festivity. “Whenever I’m feeling good, things go really bad,” he said. “I… Read More NYE Disappoints for the 2,018th Year in a Row
One Sydney office worker was furious today after wasting his lunch break getting an actual Thai massage at a Thai massage parlour. “She suddenly said I was done, but I was far from finished!” the man said. “She massaged every part of my body except the one part that was standing to attention.” The man… Read More Man Furious After Discovering Legit Thai Massage Parlour
A Sydney firm has lost its entire workforce after a Christmas party gone wrong led to a mass firing for charges including public nudity, drug importation and firearms possession. “Sixteen of us were sacked before lunch,” one former staff member said. “In hindsight, kicking off with the 12 shots of Christmas at 9:15am was a… Read More Entire Office Fired After Horror Christmas Party
Family and friends are mystified by the fact that Dave, a 32-year-old office worker with three children, has to spend weekends in bed with a cool washcloth on his head after having “just a few” drinks after work on Friday. “It’s like he comes down with a big cold every weekend,” said his wife, referring… Read More Man Spends Every Weekend in Bed After a Few “Friday Drinks”
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