Opera House rebranded Deep House because nobody likes opera

The Sydney Opera House is set to be transformed into a club dedicated to electronic dance music and renamed the Sydney Deep House in a bid to revitalise the ageing icon. “Nobody actually likes opera anymore, and to tell the truth I’m not sure if anyone ever enjoyed it,” a spokesperson for the Sydney Opera… Read More Opera House rebranded Deep House because nobody likes opera

Schools Introduce Pill Testing to Ensure Students are Sufficiently Medicated

Schools across the state are set to introduce pill testing this month, in a bid to verify the quality of the wide variety of medications students are prescribed, ranging from mood stabiliser injections to peanut blockers. A NSW government health spokesperson told The Sydney Sentinel that the move would save lives. “Unmedicated students are challenging to teach and… Read More Schools Introduce Pill Testing to Ensure Students are Sufficiently Medicated

“Performance Artist” Turns Out to be Woman with Good Umbrella Etiquette

Sydney traffic was brought to a standstill this morning by the sight of a woman raising her umbrella at regular intervals to avoid hitting other people with it. “It was a thing of beauty,” one onlooker said. “I thought it was some kind of strange dance at first, and then I realised she was simply… Read More “Performance Artist” Turns Out to be Woman with Good Umbrella Etiquette