Dad still not out in Christmas Day cricket classic

A father of three from Sydney is still at the wicket in a family game of backyard cricket that began on Christmas Day. The man’s kids have fought through skin-crackling sunburn, life-threatening splinters from jumping the neighbours’ fence to retrieve the ball, and crude sledges about their mum, said the eldest son. “He’s been smashing… Read More Dad still not out in Christmas Day cricket classic

Dad Says F– it and Leaves Tree Up For Xmas 2019

A local dad has given up pretending he will take the Christmas tree down, finally admitting to his family that it’s staying up ‘till next December, even if it smells like rotting anus. After originally telling his wife he’d take the tree down on Boxing Day, then New Year’s Day, Australia Day and then Valentine’s… Read More Dad Says F– it and Leaves Tree Up For Xmas 2019

Dad Still Not Out in Christmas Day Cricket Classic

A father of three from Sydney is still at the wicket in a family game of backyard cricket that began on Christmas Day. The man’s kids have fought through skin-crackling sunburn, life-threatening splinters from jumping the neighbours’ fence to retrieve the ball, and crude sledges about their mum, said the eldest son. “He’s been smashing… Read More Dad Still Not Out in Christmas Day Cricket Classic