It’s been a nerve-shattering start to an office Christmas party today as colleagues begin guessing and probing each other to discover who has a bag of white Christmas. One staffer said he was living on an edge harder than anything Aerosmith ever sang about. “I had to have about 70 or so schoons of port… Read More Nervous Start to Christmas Party as Colleagues Wonder who has Cocaine
The controversial WestConnex motorway project has been secretly extended to create an express route from Sydney’s western suburbs to Bondi Beach after researchers found it was the journey most frequently made by “private couriers”, a special Sydney Sentinel investigation can reveal. The extension, dubbed the “drug super high way”, is described as “key to both ensuring the… Read More WestConnex “Drug Super High Way” to be Extended to Bondi Beach
A group of men and women still going hard at it since meeting for a quiet Sunday lunch are telling themselves the perfect weather conditions have made them hangover proof. One elbow-lifter said excessive Sunday alcohol consumption didn’t bother him one bit. “Mate, it’s a nice day, the sun’s out, and we’re sticking to just… Read More Sunday Drinkers Claim Hangover “Impossible” after Such a Nice Day
A snortable version of paracetamol designed to appeal to the headache-prone millennial market is set to launch in chemists nationally next month, big pharma has announced. The move has been met with mild enthusiasm from the youth market, which experts say indicates that they are wildly excited about the idea. “I get a steaming hangover… Read More Snortable Paracetamol Launched in Bid to Target Millennials
The amount of cocaine found on banknotes circulating Bondi is now worth more than the money itself, new research has shown. Bondi banknotes carry so much cocaine they are now officially classed as narcotics in their own right, prompting many in the fashionable suburb to simply eat banknotes on a night out instead of swapping… Read More More Cocaine on Bondi Banknotes than You Could Buy with the Money
New Year’s Eve celebrations have disappointed people across the world for the 2,018th year in a row, with many revellers waking up with a jolt of fear early this morning. One Sydney-sider described the evening as a lethal cocktail of hope, joy and festivity. “Whenever I’m feeling good, things go really bad,” he said. “I… Read More NYE Disappoints for the 2,018th Year in a Row
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