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Country Boy Hospitalised After Greeting Every Passerby on Stroll in Sydney CBD

A man from country NSW is suffering from third-degree vocal cord tears after he personally greeted every single person he walked past during a short stroll in the big smoke today. To make matters worse, not a single person acknowledged him in return, he told The Sydney Sentinel in an interview conducted via Morse code. “I started… Read More Country Boy Hospitalised After Greeting Every Passerby on Stroll in Sydney CBD

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CBD Jogging Hero Claims He’s More Important than Everybody

A city jogger has exclusively told the Sydney Sentinel and everybody else he barges into that he is far more important than regular pedestrians, and so is his tiny running backpack. “I’d put my status up there with a footpath cyclist,” said the runner and keen banker. “Even if you’re in the right, you’ll be… Read More CBD Jogging Hero Claims He’s More Important than Everybody

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Commuters told to tackle people standing side-by-side on escalators

People who ride side-by-side on elevators, blocking those stuck behind them, can expect to be spear tackled by fellow commuters from today, following new rules announced by City of Sydney officials. The move comes after years of research from the University of Bankstown discovered that escalator blockers – along with taxi drivers and Lycra cyclists… Read More Commuters told to tackle people standing side-by-side on escalators

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NYE Disappoints for the 2,018th Year in a Row

New Year’s Eve celebrations have disappointed people across the world for the 2,018th year in a row, with many revellers waking up with a jolt of fear early this morning. One Sydney-sider described the evening as a lethal cocktail of hope, joy and festivity. “Whenever I’m feeling good, things go really bad,” he said. “I… Read More NYE Disappoints for the 2,018th Year in a Row

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Cyclists Call For Pedestrian Registration

Angry cycling groups have called for a pedestrian registration program to be rolled out across Sydney following complaints of pedestrian misconduct causing cyclists to have to slow down on footpaths and stop at zebra crossings. “Pedestrians have had it their way on the footpath for far too long,” said one keen cyclist. “A licensing system… Read More Cyclists Call For Pedestrian Registration

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Man Giving Way to Pedestrians Wins Nobel Peace Prize

A 34-year-old man who works in Sydney’s CBD has been awarded a Nobel Peace Prize after fellow pedestrians saw him consistently moving aside to allow oncoming pedestrians to pass without bumping into them. “It was incredible – I’ve never seen anything like it, especially from someone wearing a suit,” one witness said of the man,… Read More Man Giving Way to Pedestrians Wins Nobel Peace Prize

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