Proud Parents Make it through End-of-year School Assembly without Drugs or Alcohol

The parents of a child in primary school have sat through two hours of bad dancing, acting, speeches and musical performances at the end-of-year assembly, without the aid of drugs or alcohol. “It was the longest two hours of our lives but we’re proud of how we handled it,” the father said. “I don’t think… Read More Proud Parents Make it through End-of-year School Assembly without Drugs or Alcohol

Local Man Butchers Unexpected Tricky Words while Reading Children’s Book Out Loud

A Sydney man has had his self-confidence shattered after discovering he couldn’t pronounce about 50 words in a children’s picture book he was reading aloud at his girlfriend’s family gathering. After bombing a dozen or so challenging words, the man said he simply began replacing them with something easier or skipped the stumpers completely. “I… Read More Local Man Butchers Unexpected Tricky Words while Reading Children’s Book Out Loud

Pauline Hanson Discovers Topic More Controversial than Race

One Nation senator Pauline Hanson has expressed relief today after discovering her call for autistic children to be removed from classrooms was met with widespread outrage. “I thought I was losing my touch,” she said. “Comments about race just don’t get that kind of reaction anymore, so it’s reassuring to know people still get fired… Read More Pauline Hanson Discovers Topic More Controversial than Race